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Available in black on red or red on black because strong opinions deserve options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in 2 colorways — black\/red and red\/black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIYAOYAS — if you know, you know\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePick your colorway. Wear it proud.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Just Big Me Red","offer_id":48605384966399,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Just Big Me Black","offer_id":48605384999167,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2600-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260884"},{"product_id":"tiltrotor-light","title":"Tiltrotor Light","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHalf airplane, half helicopter, all confusion. The Tiltrotor Light patch is for everyone who's worked on, flown, or been baffled by the V-22. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGreat for V-22 crews, maintainers, and aviation enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48605385031935,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2654-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260910"},{"product_id":"v-22s-are-ufos","title":"V-22's are UFO's","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eOfficially unidentified. Unofficially a nightmare. This patch is for everyone who's watched a V-22 do something that shouldn't be physically possible. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor V-22 crews and everyone who's ever watched one take off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48605385064703,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2652-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260903"},{"product_id":"helicopter-patches","title":"Helicopter Patches","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor the skid kid community — the ones who fly low, fix fast, and know that a smooth flight is just a maintenance issue waiting to happen. Premium PVC set, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Dave Roof.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Huey","offer_id":48605385097471,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"cobra","offer_id":48605385130239,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2601-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260887"},{"product_id":"best-coast-beast-coast-patches","title":"Best Coast Beast Coast Patches","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEast Coast. West Coast. Either way, you already know which one is better. This patch settles the debate — or at least gives you something to argue about. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGreat conversation starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"West Coast","offer_id":48605385326847,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"East Coast","offer_id":48605385359615,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2598-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260886"},{"product_id":"duckie-patches","title":"Duckie Patches","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEverybody's got a rubber duck story. These patches are for the maintainers, the crew chiefs, and anyone who's ever left one somewhere they shouldn't. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Sea of BS Duckie","offer_id":48605385720063,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peace Duckie","offer_id":48605385752831,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Harm Duckie","offer_id":48605385785599,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2595-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260884"},{"product_id":"audacity-patches","title":"Audacity Patches","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe lion, the witch, and the audacity of some people. If you know, you know. Premium PVC morale patch with hook \u0026amp; loop backing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor people who have witnessed some things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Audacity of Days","offer_id":48605385818367,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audacity of Nights","offer_id":48605385851135,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/il_fullxfull.7745476051_hfn0.jpg?v=1780103865"},{"product_id":"god-s-nugget","title":"God’s Nugget","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBlessed. Chosen. Slightly feral. The God's Nugget patch is for the ones who somehow keep getting away with it. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48605386309887,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2624-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260890"},{"product_id":"bob-says-so","title":"Bob Says So!","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf Bob says so, it's happening. Bob Says So! PVC morale patch for the person who's always right, even when they're wrong. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"We’re Broke","offer_id":48605387325695,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bob Says Yes!","offer_id":48605387358463,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bob Says No Fugged","offer_id":48605387391231,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2602-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260901"},{"product_id":"cranial-pvc-patches-3","title":"Cranial PVC Patches (3\")","description":"3” PVC patch, Hook and loop backed.","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Breaking Green","offer_id":48605387423999,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Breaking Brown","offer_id":48605387456767,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dangerous Green","offer_id":48605387489535,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dangerous Brown","offer_id":48605387522303,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/il_fullxfull.7603526257_2fl4.jpg?v=1780103903"},{"product_id":"worlds-okayest-patches","title":"Worlds Okayest Patches","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot the best. 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Tan and black PVC, built for plate carriers, bags, and anywhere else you want to make a statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTan and black colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor people who've sat through one too many ops briefs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48605388079359,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2644-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260903"},{"product_id":"gse-pvc-patch-3","title":"GSE PVC Patch (3\")","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGround Support Equipment — the unsung heroes of the flight line. 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Premium 3\" PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor the GSE community\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48605388210431,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2631-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260901"},{"product_id":"no-hablo","title":"No Hablo","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNo hablo. 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Aircraft Always Shootin, Master Got Me Loadin. Three patches, three cranial colors, one universal truth about life on the flight line. Pick your rate, wear your truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAvailable in three variants:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreen cranial\u003c\/strong\u003e — Aircraft Always Breakin, Control Got Me Workin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrown cranial\u003c\/strong\u003e — Aircraft Always Breakin, Control Got Me Workin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRed cranial\u003c\/strong\u003e — Aircraft Always Shootin, Master Got Me Loadin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePremium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed. 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Don't go to the flight line without one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA legendary video game reference meets flight deck culture — because if you're heading out there without your cranial, you're on your own. Three cranial colorways for every rate on the deck. Pick yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAvailable in three variants:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreen cranial\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the maintainers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrown cranial\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the crew\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRed cranial\u003c\/strong\u003e — for ordnance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePremium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed. Old school pixel font, black background. The crossover nobody asked for but everyone needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlack background, white pixel text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3 cranial color variants available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Green Cranial","offer_id":48621128253695,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown Cranial","offer_id":48621128286463,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red Cranial","offer_id":48621128319231,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2597-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260898"},{"product_id":"1-26-patches-copy","title":"NUG — New and Unimproved PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e0mg. New and Unimproved. How the hell did I end up here?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFor every NUG who's shown up lost, cranial-less, and wondering what they signed up for. Warning label included. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in 2 colorways — dark and light teal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Light","offer_id":48621141623039,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark","offer_id":48621141655807,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2603-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260889"},{"product_id":"1-26-patches-copy-1","title":"MADMIN — Maintenance Administration PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e3mg. Maintenance Administration. You don't rate those SMGs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTired of fixing ghost workers, deleting duplicate MAFs, and unlocking your account for the fourth time this week. This patch is for the MADMIN who's seen it all and is done explaining it. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlue colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621143949567,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2629-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260903"},{"product_id":"madmin-maintenance-administration-pvc-patch-copy","title":"CDQAR — Collateral Duty Quality Assurance Rep PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e6mg. Collateral Duty Quality Assurance Rep. Did you ask the CDI?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAlready overtasked, somehow still solving your problems. This patch is for every CDQAR who can only do so much at once but does it anyway. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDark grey and blue colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621147750655,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2630-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260899"},{"product_id":"cdqar-collateral-duty-quality-assurance-rep-pvc-patch-copy","title":"MMCO — Maintenance Material Control Officer PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e64mg. Maintenance Material Control Officer. Are you sure that's the right part?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAll of the responsibility. None of the credit. Will still find the parts you didn't actually need. For every MMCO who's been there, done that, and ordered the wrong thing anyway. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlue and teal colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621154992383,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2632-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260906"},{"product_id":"mmco-maintenance-material-control-officer-pvc-patch-copy","title":"PC — Plane Captain PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e1.5mg. Plane Captain. Rush me and I'll down them all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLaunches, recoveries, servicing, DnTs, MFRs inbound — the Plane Captain handles it all and doesn't need you rushing them about it. For the PCs who own the flight line. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOlive green colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621158826239,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2633-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260903"},{"product_id":"aviation-ordnance-pvc-patch","title":"Aviation Ordnance PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e123mg. Aviation Ordnance. I.Y.A.O.Y.A.S. Lift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eConstantly lifting, kissing bombs, making odd hand motions, and doing weird dances. If You Ain't Ordnance You Ain't S***. The patch says it all. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRed and gold colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e***Preorder - Ships NLT 1 July\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621170426111,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2634-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260904"},{"product_id":"namp-naval-aviation-maintenance-program-pvc-patch","title":"NAMP — Naval Aviation Maintenance Program PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e4790mg. Naval Aviation Maintenance Program. There is no grey area.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe naval aviation bible. Follow it exactly and you will never fly anything. For everyone who's lived by the 4790 and questioned every word of it. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlack and white colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621191233791,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2635-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260905"},{"product_id":"cdi-collateral-duty-inspector-pvc-patch","title":"CDI — Collateral Duty Inspector PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e3mg. 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Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlack and red colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621222199551,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2636-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260904"},{"product_id":"u-s-naval-aviation-enlisted-deviants-pvc-patch","title":"U.S. Naval Aviation — Enlisted Deviants PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e4790mg. U.S. Naval Aviation. Enlisted Deviants. Don't resist, reenlist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFueled by caffeine, nicotine, and\/or alcohol. Usually in constant pain. For the enlisted naval aviation community who keeps everything running despite everything. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGreen colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621255819519,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2637-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260903"},{"product_id":"sff-maintenance-control-safe-for-flight-pvc-patch","title":"SFF — Maintenance Control Safe For Flight PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e12mg. Maintenance Control Safe For Flight. Finish the damn paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eExtremely overworked. Undervalued. Overtasked. Tread lightly. For the Maintenance Control personnel who are holding it all together with paperwork and sheer will. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlue colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621263487231,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2638-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260906"},{"product_id":"im-f-ing-proud-of-you-pvc-patch","title":"I'm F***ing Proud of You PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBecause sometimes people need to hear it, and sometimes they need to hear it exactly like this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe I'm F***ing Proud of You patch is for the person who just survived something — a deployment, a qual board, a really bad week, a conversation with their chain of command. Full color rainbow, big energy, no apologies. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eShaped patch — rainbow silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFull color, vivid rainbow design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor everyone who earned it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621329252607,"sku":null,"price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2616-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260901"},{"product_id":"this-too-shall-pass-but-like-holy-s-pvc-patch","title":"This Too Shall Pass — But Like... 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Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRed background, full color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor anyone currently surviving something\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621335642367,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2617-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260896"},{"product_id":"you-done-it-pvc-patch","title":"You Done It! 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Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eStar shaped patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGold and black colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor anyone who deserves recognition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e2\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621342687487,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2618-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260882"},{"product_id":"everyday-is-sadderday-pvc-patch","title":"Everyday is Sadderday PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAlready written — see previous description! 😄\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621347995903,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2620-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260894"},{"product_id":"betty-maintenance-pin-up-pvc-patch","title":"Betty — Maintenance Pin-Up PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBetty reporting for duty. 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Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlack background, full color retro illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor people who've earned a drink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621364707583,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2625-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260894"},{"product_id":"taste-the-rainbow-pvc-patch","title":"Taste the Rainbow PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe EGA never looked more colorful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTaste the Rainbow is for the Marine who's heard every crayon joke and has fully embraced it. 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Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDark green colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor the QA community\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621403930879,"sku":null,"price":10.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2628-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260896"},{"product_id":"maintenance-control-your-ultimate-party-planners-pvc-patch","title":"Maintenance Control — Your Ultimate Party Planners PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNobody throws an unplanned event quite like Maintenance Control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSurprise late night taskings, last minute configuration changes, emergency gripe parties at 0200 — confetti included, your feelings are not. The kid in the party hat says it all — technically celebrating, visibly done with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis patch is for every maintainer who's picked up the phone and immediately lost the will to live. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhite background, full color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor the entire maintenance community who's ever been \"party planned\" by Maintenance Control\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621407666431,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2626-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260903"},{"product_id":"reverse-card-pvc-patch","title":"Reverse Card PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot today. 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For everyone who's been in a situation that was technically on fire but somehow still smiling about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlack background, yellow center, full color dumpster fire\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDeeply relatable energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621459472639,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2639-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260904"},{"product_id":"live-laugh-toaster-bath-pvc-patch","title":"Live. 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For people who appreciate a certain kind of honesty about their week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFull color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor people with a sense of humor about things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621468188927,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2640-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260902"},{"product_id":"not-my-pig-not-my-farm-pvc-patch","title":"Not My Pig, Not My Farm PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot. 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Clean black and white design for the people who show up every day on pure muscle memory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlack background, white design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor the functionally exhausted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621483950335,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2645-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260904"},{"product_id":"kill-tug-pvc-patch","title":"Kill Tug PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe tug. 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