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Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"We’re Broke","offer_id":48605387325695,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bob Says Yes!","offer_id":48605387358463,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bob Says No Fugged","offer_id":48605387391231,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2602-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260901"},{"product_id":"no-hablo","title":"No Hablo","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNo hablo. Don't need to. This patch says everything without saying anything. Premium PVC morale patch with hook \u0026amp; loop backing — for people who've mastered strategic unavailability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48605388243199,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2655-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260907"},{"product_id":"element-of-confusion","title":"Element of Confusion","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eCo. Atomic number 67. The Element of Confusion. For anyone who's ever been in a brief that made less sense the longer it went on. 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Fears documented.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe raccoon doesn't lie — darkness is fine, girls are terrifying. This patch is for the night shift warriors, the ones who thrive after hours, and anyone who's ever had their confidence shaken by the wrong person walking into the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGlowing green eyes, black background, neon green text. Looks even better at 0200.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlack background with neon green text and glowing raccoon eyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621080215807,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2656-Photoroom_d528fa7b-49b4-4b24-82b6-f2ba151e3041.jpg?v=1780416676"},{"product_id":"im-f-ing-proud-of-you-pvc-patch","title":"I'm F***ing Proud of You PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBecause sometimes people need to hear it, and sometimes they need to hear it exactly like this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe I'm F***ing Proud of You patch is for the person who just survived something — a deployment, a qual board, a really bad week, a conversation with their chain of command. 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Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRed background, full color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor anyone currently surviving something\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621335642367,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2617-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260896"},{"product_id":"you-done-it-pvc-patch","title":"You Done It! 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Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eStar shaped patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGold and black colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor anyone who deserves recognition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e2\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621342687487,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2618-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260882"},{"product_id":"you-know-what-would-make-this-better-a-cold-beer-pvc-patch","title":"You Know What Would Make This Better? 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Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlack background, full color retro illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor people who've earned a drink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621364707583,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2625-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260894"},{"product_id":"reverse-card-pvc-patch","title":"Reverse Card PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot today. 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