{"title":"Prices Slashed","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll Patches in this collection have been slashed by 50% or more.  They will not be restocked.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"duckie-patches","title":"Duckie Patches","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEverybody's got a rubber duck story. These patches are for the maintainers, the crew chiefs, and anyone who's ever left one somewhere they shouldn't. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Sea of BS Duckie","offer_id":48605385720063,"sku":null,"price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peace Duckie","offer_id":48605385752831,"sku":null,"price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"No Harm Duckie","offer_id":48605385785599,"sku":null,"price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2595-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260884"},{"product_id":"audacity-patches","title":"Audacity Patches","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe lion, the witch, and the audacity of some people. 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Premium PVC morale patch with hook \u0026amp; loop backing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor people who have witnessed some things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Audacity of Days","offer_id":48605385818367,"sku":null,"price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audacity of Nights","offer_id":48605385851135,"sku":null,"price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/il_fullxfull.7745476051_hfn0.jpg?v=1780103865"},{"product_id":"worlds-okayest-patches","title":"Worlds Okayest Patches","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot the best. Not the worst. Solidly okay, and completely fine with it. 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The course that breaks you down and builds you back up — twice a year, just to keep things interesting. Premium PVC patch set for WTI alumni and those who survived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMulti-patch set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor the WTI community\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48605388275967,"sku":null,"price":2.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/il_fullxfull.7396072143_e4za.jpg?v=1780103922"},{"product_id":"element-of-confusion","title":"Element of Confusion","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eCo. Atomic number 67. The Element of Confusion. For anyone who's ever been in a brief that made less sense the longer it went on. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e2\" size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48605388472575,"sku":null,"price":2.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/il_fullxfull.7697531528_mh9m.jpg?v=1780103933"},{"product_id":"good-bird-copy","title":"Afraid of Girls, Not the Dark PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePriorities straight. Fears documented.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe raccoon doesn't lie — darkness is fine, girls are terrifying. This patch is for the night shift warriors, the ones who thrive after hours, and anyone who's ever had their confidence shaken by the wrong person walking into the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGlowing green eyes, black background, neon green text. 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Pick yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAvailable in three variants:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreen cranial\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the maintainers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrown cranial\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the crew\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRed cranial\u003c\/strong\u003e — for ordnance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePremium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed. 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Full color rainbow, big energy, no apologies. 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Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRed background, full color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor anyone currently surviving something\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621335642367,"sku":null,"price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2617-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260896"},{"product_id":"you-know-what-would-make-this-better-a-cold-beer-pvc-patch","title":"You Know What Would Make This Better? 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Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlack background, full color retro illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor people who've earned a drink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621364707583,"sku":null,"price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2625-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260894"},{"product_id":"taste-the-rainbow-pvc-patch","title":"Taste the Rainbow PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe EGA never looked more colorful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTaste the Rainbow is for the Marine who's heard every crayon joke and has fully embraced it. Rainbow crayons fanned out behind the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor — because if you can't beat 'em, wear the patch. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRectangular shaped patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlack background, full color crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor the USMC community\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621398851839,"sku":null,"price":3.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2627-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260892"},{"product_id":"maintenance-control-your-ultimate-party-planners-pvc-patch","title":"Maintenance Control — Your Ultimate Party Planners PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNobody throws an unplanned event quite like Maintenance Control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSurprise late night taskings, last minute configuration changes, emergency gripe parties at 0200 — confetti included, your feelings are not. The kid in the party hat says it all — technically celebrating, visibly done with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis patch is for every maintainer who's picked up the phone and immediately lost the will to live. Premium PVC, hook \u0026amp; loop backed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWhite background, full color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor the entire maintenance community who's ever been \"party planned\" by Maintenance Control\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621407666431,"sku":null,"price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2626-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260903"},{"product_id":"reverse-card-pvc-patch","title":"Reverse Card PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot today. 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For people who appreciate a certain kind of honesty about their week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium PVC rubber construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHook \u0026amp; loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFull color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFor people with a sense of humor about things\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pocket Tank Patchez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48621468188927,"sku":null,"price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/3401\/5999\/files\/IMG_2640-Photoroom.jpg?v=1780260902"},{"product_id":"not-my-pig-not-my-farm-pvc-patch","title":"Not My Pig, Not My Farm PVC Patch","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNot. 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