Thick Thighs Save Lives — But Thigh Highs Are My Demise PVC Patch

A tale as old as time. Scientifically accurate. Personally devastating. Black background, gold script, full color illustration. For everyone who's made questionable decisions and has no regrets.

• Premium PVC rubber construction
• Hook & loop backing
• 3" diameter
• Black background, gold text
• Universally understood